ANNOUNCEMENT

We at the University of O are proud to announce the Engagement of Natalia Maus to Bruno Grad, who is a very lucky man.

Though we have a suspicion that Natalia and Bruno might have got together and made a go of it without the support of the university, we nevertheless like to take credit where we can, especially when we see such an excellent example of kissing. It’s hard to imagine that we didn’t have something to do with it, even if this was at a grassroots level. 

It’s true Natalia was not the most committed student and has confessed to me that she did not even complete all the lessons. It only goes to show that kissing is not all about theoretical knowledge and academic prowess, it can also be about joie de vivre.

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For those of you who want to support such jollity, please do contribute to the university funds. All proceeds will go to me thinking about kissing. And we are hoping to build a specially designed state-of-the-art institute next year, which will cost about seven billion pounds only.

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But back to the business at hand - CONGRATULATIONS NATALIA AND BRUNO!!!