ANNOUNCEMENT OF ENGAGEMENT!

We at the University of O are proud and delighted to announce the Engagement of Natalia Maus (a former student) to Bruno Grad (a very lucky man).

Though we have a suspicion that Natalia and Bruno might have got together and made a go of it without the support of the university, we nevertheless like to take credit where we can, especially with such an excellent example of kissing. It’s hard to imagine that we didn’t have something to do with it, even if this was at a grassroots level.

It’s true Natalia was not the most committed student and has confessed to me that she did not even complete all the lessons. It only goes to show that kissing is not all about theoretical knowledge and academic prowess. It can also be about joie de vivre.

NB. When going legal, it is advisable to ask for a witness from the animal kingdom.
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**Fig.2: Plans for the new institute of O ©uofo2025**

WHAT YOU CAN DO

For those of you who want to support the forthcoming jollity, please do contribute to the university funds. All proceeds will go to me thinking about kissing. And we are hoping to build a specially designed state-of-the-art institute next year, which will cost about seven billion pounds only.

See Fig.2

But back to the business at hand -
CONGRATULATIONS AND GOOD LUCK TO NATALIA AND BRUNO!!!